Twelve goals in a week, none conceded

Sunday the thirteenth of September, 2026, at the MAC³PARK Stadion, with PEC Zwolle as the home side on the record and the score reading 0-7. Zero, seven. Home side first, so the afternoon is this: Feyenoord seven, Zwolle nil, away from home. Seven goals on a Sunday at someone else's ground, and not one of them against…